Quote - Winston Churchill

Lady Astor:  Mr Churchill, if I were your wife, I'd put poison in your coffee.

Churchill:  If you were my wife, I'd drink it.
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Secretary:  Mr Churchill, you are drunk!

Churchill:  Yes madam, and you are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.
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He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
About Stafford Cripps - British politician