Indispensable Wisdom

One thing I love about Linux/Unix systems is the random wisdom and humour dispensed with Fortune. If you run Linux/Unix, you'll know what I mean.

As I'm Irish, I can tell this joke.

$ fortune
Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A: One less drunk.

$ fortune
"They're unfriendly, which is fortunate. As they'd be difficult to like."
-- Avon

$ fortune
Mitchell's Law of Committees:
Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it.